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Acronyms
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
| ^5 | High Five |
| AAA | Any Advice Appreciated |
| ADGR | All Donations Gratefully Received |
| ADN | Any Day now |
| AFAIAA | As Far as I am Aware |
| AFAIR | As Far as I Recall |
| AFAICS | As Far as I can see |
| AFAICT | As far as I can tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I know |
| AGAN | As good as new |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| AI | As If |
| ANAWFOS | And now a word from our sponsor |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASWGAFF | Ask Someone Who Gives A Flying Fuck! |
| A/S/L | Age / Sex / Location |
| ATM | At The Moment |
| ATTN | ATTENTION! |
| AWHFY | Are we having fun yet? |
| AWOL | Absent without Leave |
| AYT | Are you there? |
| B | Be |
| B4 | Before |
| BAK | Back at Keyboard |
| BAY | Back At You |
| BAS | Big Ass Smile |
| BBIAF | Be Back in a few |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBN | Bye Bye Now |
| BBS | Be Back Soon |
| BBS | Bulletin Board System |
| B/C | Because |
| BCC | Blind Carbon Copy |
| BCNU | (I'll) Be Seeing You |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| BF | Boyfriend |
| BFD | Big Fucking Deal |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BIBO | Beer In - Beer Out |
| BIF | Basic in Fact |
| BION | Believe it or not |
| BIOYA | Blow it out you're Ass |
| BMOC | Big man on campus |
| BOC | But of course |
| BOT | Back on Topic |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BS | Bull Shit |
| BSF | But Seriously Folks! |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTDTGAS | Been There Done That-Got a Shirt |
| BTL | Better Than Life |
| BTSOOM | Beats the Shit out of Me |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BY | BusY |
| BYOB | Bring your own bottle (booze) |
| C | See |
| C&G | Chuckle and Grin |
| CB | Call Back |
| CFD | Call for discussion |
| CGI | Common Gateway Interface |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CID | Crying In Disgrace |
| CM (C/M) | Call Me |
| CNP | Continued (in my) Next Post |
| CP | Chat Post (a chat message) |
| CPU | Central Processing Unit (The brains of your computer) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember a Fucking Thing |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CSG | Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
| CU | See You |
| CUL8R | See you Later |
| CYA | See Ya! |
| CYAL8R | See You Later |
| C4N | Ciao for Now |
| DAY | Dreamed About You |
| DFG | Devilish Fucking Grin |
| DGUTDJ | Don't Give up the Day Job! |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck! |
| DL (D/L) | Download |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DOS | Disk Operating System |
| DQM | Don't Quote Me |
| DQMOT | Don't Quote me on that/this |
| DWISNWID | Do What I say, Not What I do |
| DYJHIW | Don't You just hate it when..... |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EMSG | Email Message |
| EOD | End of Discussion |
| EOF | End of File |
| ESAD (ES&D) | Eat Shit and Die |
| ETLA | Extended Three Letter Acronym |
| F2F | Face to Face |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions |
| FC | Fingers Crossed |
| FEIYD | For Ever in your Debt |
| FOAF | Friend of a friend |
| FOCL | Falls off Chair laughing |
| FTBOMH | From the Bottom of my Heart |
| FTP | File Transfer Protocol |
| FOAD | Fuck off and Die |
| FU | Fucked up! |
| FUBAR | Fucked up beyond all Recognition |
| FYA | For your Amusement |
| FYI | For your Information |
| FWIW | For What it's Worth |
| <G> | Grin (add <> for bigger grins. <<<G>>> a BIG BRIN) |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAC | Get A Clue |
| GAG | Get A Grip |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GGL | Giggle |
| GMBO | Giggling my butt off |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GR&D | Grinning, Running, & Ducking |
| GTSY | Glad to see You |
| H&K | Hugs & Kisses |
| HABU | Have a Better 'un |
| HAGN | Have a Good Night |
| HAGU | Have a Good 'un |
| HAND | Have a Nice Day |
| HHIS | Hanging Head in Shame |
| HHOJ | HA! HA! Only Joking! |
| HTH | Hope this helps |
| HUB | Head up Butt |
| HWISTKT | How was I supposed to know that? |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAH | In All Honesty |
| IANAL | I am not a lawyer... (BUT..) |
| IC | I See |
| ICBW | I could be wrong |
| ICQ | I Seek You |
| ICYDK | In case you didn't know |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IGP | I Gotta Pee |
| IIABDFI | If it ain't broke, don't fix it! |
| IIDKB | If I didn't know better |
| IIR | If I Recall (Remember) |
| IIRC | If I Remember correctly |
| IIWY | If I were you... |
| IKWYM | I know what you mean |
| IM | Instant Message |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IMD14U | I'm the One For You |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| IRMC | I Rest My Case! |
| ISC | I stand Corrected! |
| ISP | Internet Service Provider |
| ISTM | It seems to me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Recall... |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ITRW | In the Real World |
| IWALU | I will always love you |
| IWFM | It works for me |
| IWW? | I wonder why? |
| IYDMMA | If you don't mind me asking |
| IYKWIM | If you know what I mean |
| JAM | Just a Minute |
| JFTR | Just for the record |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTFM | Just the fact, man |
| K | Okay |
| KISS | Keep it simple, stupid |
| KIT | Keep in Touch |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass |
| KOC | Kiss on Cheek (Also KOTC) |
| KOL | Kiss on Lips (Also KOTL) |
| L | Laugh |
| L8R | Later |
| L8R G8R | Later Gator |
| LHM | Lord Help Me |
| LHO | Laughing head Off |
| LHU | Lord Help us |
| LMAO | Laughing My A$$ Off |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LOL | Laughing out Loud |
| Loff | Log Off |
| Lon | Log On |
| LSHMBB | Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSHTTARDML | Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTS | Laughing To Self |
| LUWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| LY | Love Ya |
| MHOTY | My Hat's off to you |
| MHBFY | My heart bleeds for you |
| MIDI | Musical Instrument Digital Interface |
| MorF (M/F) | Male or Female |
| MOF | Matter of Fact |
| MOTD | Message of the Day |
| MOTSS | Members of the same sex |
| MSG | Message |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MUD | Multi-user Dungeon |
| MYOB | Mind your own business |
| N/A | Not Applicable |
| NADT | Not a Damn Thing |
| NBIF | No basis in fact |
| NC | No Comment |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NFW | No Fucking Way! |
| NIMBY | Not in my back yard |
| NM | Never Mind |
| NP | No Problem |
| NPD | No Problem Dude |
| NRN | No reply Necessary |
| NP | No Problem |
| NTOOT | Nine times out of ten |
| NWIH | No Way in Hell |
| OAO | Over and Out |
| OIC | Oh I See |
| OL | Ol Lady |
| OM | Old Man |
| OMG | Oh My God |
| OOTB | Out of the blue or Out of the Box |
| OS | Operating System |
| OTF | On the floor |
| OTOH | On the other hand |
| OTP | On The Phone |
| OTTOMH | Off the top of my head |
| PDA | Public Display of Affection |
| PDQ | Pretty darn Quick |
| PDS | Please Don't Shoot |
| PITA | Pain in the Ass |
| PM | Private Message |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me for jumping in |
| PMP | Pee'd my pants |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| POV | Point of view |
| PPL | People |
| PS | Post Script |
| Q | Question |
| QSL | Reply |
| QSO | Conversation |
| QT | Cutie |
| QTAB | Cute as a button |
| QTP | Cutie pie |
| R | Are |
| RCI | Rectal-Cranial Inversion |
| Re | Regarding |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLAPMP | ROTFL And Peeing My Pants |
| ROTFLMAO | ROTFL My Ass Off |
| ROTFLMAOAY | ROTFLMAO At You |
| ROTFLMAOWTIME | ROTFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes |
| ROTFLUTS | ROTFL Unable to Speak |
| RSF | Right Said! Fred |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTFM | Read the Fucking Manual |
| RTI | Real Time Interruption |
| RUOK | Are you OK? |
| (S) | Smile add more ('s for bigger smiles |
| SETE | Smile Ear to Ear |
| SHID | Slaps Head In Disgust |
| SID | So I do |
| SITD | Still in the Dark |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All Fucked up! |
| SNERT | Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager |
| SO | Significant Other (husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend,etc |
| SorG (S/G) | Straight or Gay? |
| SOHF | Sense of Humor Failure |
| SOT | Short of Time |
| SOTMG | Short Of Time Must Go |
| SPAM | Stupid Peoples Advertisement |
| STB | Simply the Best |
| SWAK | Sealed with a Kiss |
| SWL | Screaming with Laughter |
| SYS | See Ya Soon |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TAL | Thanks a Lot |
| TAT | Turnaround time |
| TBIB | The Bitch is back |
| TC | Telephone Call |
| TCP/IP | Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol |
| TCOY | Take Care of yourself |
| TDM | Too Damn Many... |
| TIA | Thanks in Advance |
| TIC | Tongue in Cheek |
| TILII | Tell it like it is |
| TMTT | Too Much to type |
| TNSTAAFL | There's no such thing as a free lunch |
| TNT | Till Next Time |
| TNTL | Trying Not To Laugh |
| TVHNTL | Trying Very Hard Not To Laugh |
| TNTPIMP | Trying Not To Pee In My Pants |
| TRRHNTPIMP | Trying Really Really Hard Not To Pee In My Pants |
| TOY | Thinking of you |
| TPTB | The Powers that be |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTFS | Try this for size |
| TTYL | Talk to ya later |
| TYVM | Thank you very much |
| U | You |
| UL (U/L) | Upload |
| UnPC | Un-politically Correct |
| URL | Universal Resource Locator |
| VC | Virtual Community |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VGI | Very Good Idea |
| (W) | Wink |
| WABOL | What a bunch of losers |
| WAIDW | What am I doing wrong? |
| WAS | Wild Ass Guess |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WHYD | What have you done? |
| W/O | Without |
| WTFRU | Who the fuck are you? |
| WOB | Without Boyfriend |
| WOG | Without Girlfriend |
| WTG | Way to Go |
| WTH? | What/Who The Hell (or sub an 'F' for the 'H') |
| WUASTC | Wake up and smell the coffee |
| WYMM | Will you Marry Me? |
| WYSIWYG | What you see is What you get |
| XHNS | eXtra Hot 'N Spicy |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YG | Young Gentleman |
| YGWYPF | You get what you pay for |
| YL | Young Lady |
| YM | Young Man |
| YWSYLS | You win some, you lose some |
| ZIAO | Zoning in and out |