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oh ms Jamaica 6/28/2019 A ’s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. <br><br> INDIA <br><br> Question: Ms India, h 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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you're BI 10/4/2018 all men and women are BI.... its up to you to guess if its POLAR or SEXUAL!!!!! 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ha ha!!! 7/25/2018 A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bull!!! 7/24/2018 A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can fin 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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codes!!! 7/23/2018 A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
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math 7/21/2018 A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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yachting!!! 7/18/2018 A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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skiers!! 7/17/2018 Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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parents!!! 7/17/2018 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, and fall in love and 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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lol 7/13/2018 A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of rou 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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riddle 7/13/2018 Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Because the pee is silent. 0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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hand some 4/25/2018 When three people have sex, it's called a threesome. When two people have sex, it's called a twosome. Now I understand why they call you handsome.  0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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huge penis!! 4/22/2018 The man with a 25 inch penis. A man who had a 25 inch long penis went to his doctor to complain that he was having a problem with this rather massive instrument and has had more than one complaint. &q 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pokers 4/20/2018 Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br> A: So you don't poke your eye out.  0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pokers 4/20/2018 Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br> A: So you don't poke your eye out. 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pokers 4/20/2018 Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br> A: So you don't poke your eye out. 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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boobies 4/20/2018 Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? <br><br> <br><br> A. "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts." <br><br 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sales 4/14/2018 A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, "I want that one!" <br><br> He replies, "It's not for sale.&qu 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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smart 4/13/2018 Teacher, "Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend and Wife?" <br><br> The whole class was silent.. till little Johnny put his hand up and answered: <br><br 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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rubber penis 4/13/2018 at the airport, Customs officer finds a rubber penis in a lady's handbag and asks, " Are you married?" lady: Yes <br><br> Officer: "Then why this?" <br><br 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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salesman 4/12/2018 The salesman is using sex to sell me a CD er, giving me pressure about my love life. 'Mr. Mercurio, it's a CD er carousel model. You load all of your CDs into this baby -- you're with yo 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sale 4/12/2018 Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's Day? <br><br> A: All pants half off. 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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good ole days!! 4/12/2018 An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a and takes her up to the room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy h 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sanity 4/11/2018 A mad man saw his fellow mad friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked: “Why are u crying?" The other replied: “I put a cube of in this river, but w 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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breast 3/18/2018 how much calcium is there in woman's breasts? <br><br> answer: its enough to help a man's boneless thing stand up!!!  0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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condoms 3/15/2018 Q. Why are condoms transparent? <br><br> A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the ene even if their entry is Restricted! 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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banana vs vibrator!! 11/8/2017 Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat. 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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penis!! 11/8/2017 At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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black testicles!! 11/8/2017 A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. An young nurse came to cleanse his bo 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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memory test? 11/8/2017 how good is your memory? <br><br> <br><br> i remember going to the party with my dad and went home with my mom!!! <br><br>
explanation: daddy went to a party , h0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes |
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