NO LONGER A PAID MEMBER! CATCH ME IN CHAT I'm fun and funny in equal measure. I like animals more than most people. My circle of friends is small, but not very close-knit. We can go years without talking, then just pick up like we spoke yesterday. 100% of my inner circle is women, so if that is going to be an issue, let me stop you from wasting your time and hurting your feelings. I'm also not one to deceive those close to me. I'm not brutally honest, but I also don't soften the blow. The truth is true; your reaction to it is not my responsibility. Again, I'm not brutal but I am clear and don't mince words. Some adjectives friends have used to describe me: Funny, intelligent, clever, ornery, thoughtful, kind, silly, witty, charming, loyal, trustworthy, and protective. I enjoy outside activities like hiking and camping. I like being near or in water (fresh water preferred). I also enjoy intellectual pursuits, such as Sudoku puzzles, crosswords, and cryptograms. I am an introvert. I am uncomfortable in large groups. I am uncomfortable in new situations. I am comfortable in smaller group settings. I am social; I have a career where I interact with people daily. I like talking with people, and I'm interested in what they have to say. I just ask for some time to adjust. If you've gotten this far and want to message me, feel free. I'm on IM whenever I'm online. Also, if you're clever and like research, you'll find me.

My Ideal Person Ultimately I'm looking for a long-term relationship. However, I am disillusioned with marriage in general, so while I'm not saying I won't get married again, that is an uphill battle for anyone who wants me to marry her.

I am not so much concerned with outward appearance. Be good on the inside and I will see that. Be smart and witty, and you will draw me in. Be modest and compassionate, and you will have a great friend in me. Be interested in me, and the sky is the limit!

Also, I'm sapiosexual (totally not an option to list on here), so grammar, punctuation, syntax, and spelling are all errors that will turn me off and away. It's a me thing, but forewarned is forearmed.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Shinedown, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Steppenwolf, ThreeDoors
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What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I don't find celebrities to be sexually appealing.
They are beautiful, but I a partner with substance. Looks are tertiary.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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