Are you looking for a strong, intelligent, quick witted woman, who's fiercely independent and a little bit feisty? Like my tequila, I like it served straight up. I call it the way I see it. I've been distracted by the ups and downs of life too long. After conquering and surviving the Valley of Divorce, I’ve found myself residing in a body that stores the shit of some sap who doesn't live here anymore. That girl--and her crap-- is on the way out. Gone is a couple of dozen lbs and the momentum is rising. Now, it's on to the pursuit of fun!!! My friends say it's good to see that I’m getting my “sassy” back. Geez, I may have even forgotten what it’s like to have fun. How could that be? Well, bring it on! I'm ready to explore again, meet new people and let these new Northwest roots take hold. I've enjoyed my work and my s but it's high time for me to play! My favorite people are humorous, witty and funny like me. I’m looking to meet girl friends, and guy friends to hang out with; and friends with benefits. Let’s have a cup a joe, a bottle of wine or a shot (or two) of tequila. Wanna do some dancing, camping, riding or stomping in puddles? I'll try almost anything once--twice if I like it. So, throw me on the back of a bike, behind the wake of a boat or swing me around on the dance floor. I'm up for it.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for friendship, companionship and (if the chemistry is right), some sizzle. I am straight and bi-curious and know what a penis looks like. I'm NOT in need of a picture of your "Mr. Happy". If that is your only picture, I'm neither impressed or nor interested--try again.

I'm first attracted to a great smile, words that reflect intelligence and a sense of humor. If you don't have a picture, send one.
If you're married and she doesn't know you're here, sorry, I'll have to pass.

I'd like to meet fun single men or women who wanna enjoy the company of other intelligent, independent, fun and funny people. I get along best with people who have a sense of humor, who get sarcastic humor.

If you have a dog you love more than me, don't break my heart, yet.

If you have a dozen dogs, our time here is thru.

If you're someone with a spine, intelligence, teeth, a job and a little charm, you may win my time and...other things too. I want you to want me...but let me keep the pace. I might play hard to get and so might you.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Jimmy Buffett

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Out on the town dancing, when suddenly my eyes are drawn
across the room. I see this very curvy woman that has a group
of men surrounding her. Each of them trying to seduce her
into their world. I quietly instruct my husband to walk
over to her and whisper in her ear. He tells her exactly what
she wants to hear. "I think you are beautiful, but
it's my wife who wants to take you home." She is
drawn away from the drooling crowd and walks right towards
me. The room is crowded and our bodies can't help but
touch. Neither of us seem to mind that others are observing
our "dance'. We laugh and smile and our eyes twinkle.
We each take the hand of her husband or mine and together
we go to our hotel room and we get to know her much better.
We enter the room and the beautiful stranger gently sits
me down on the bed and with a gentle kiss on the face, she turns
and guilds our man to the small chair across the room. Before returning to
me, she unzips his pants and takes out his very erect endowment.
I watch her, and she looks to me for approval. I want to watch
her take him in her mouth. She winks at me and smiles as she
swallows every inch of him. I squim restlessly in my seat
on the edge of the bed waiting for my turn. By now I'm so wet, I can barely
sit still. Bringing him close to orgasam, she turns to me.
Without a word she unbuttons my shirt to find my bare breasts bounding to the
beat of my heart. With the skill of a magician, she undresses
me and I oblige and do the same for her. Her skin is soft. Her
mouth is warm on my nipples. She signals our man to come join
in. He is grateful for the invitation to slide into her--any
spot he chooses. As he penitrates her, the moan in her throat
is drowned by the wetness she finds between my thighs. She dips her fingers in and licks them
off. She moans like she tasting the finest chocolate. Without
resistance, I spread my legs under her touch. She spreads
me wide and buries her warm mouth and face. Each thrust of
our man pushes her face into my pussy. I need a good pounding
by now. I take her from my the trusting she's recieved
and lay her down on the bed where she made me watch and then seduced me. All I smell
is her sweet wetness. I bury my face and begin to eat her like
I've been without for food for months. She groans in delight and from behind
I feel him pounding me with a steady and rythmic motion.
My desire to please her causes me to reach for my bag of toys.
The man slithers away, retreats to watching again. I lick her as I slide a huge vibrating cock into her wet treasure
box until she reaches climax. She shivers on my face. We
turn our sights on the man who can no longer stand but sits
and watches. His cock is still hard and in his hand. He's
been watching as she has returned the favor. Her full beautifuly
tits bouncing to the rythum of her pounding my pussy with
a strap on. I quiver from satisfaction. We converge upon
him with two hot mouths and 4 beautiful tits. He can't
hold out any longer. He shoots off on our tits and mouths.
We fall exhasted and satisfied.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Celebs are not my style.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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